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Hello and welcome to this strange little corner of what the fuck.

My name is Dmin, or at least that is the only name you shall know me by here unless . . . Well, really, unless I know you in real life or I know you fairly well. I am a college student of limited social ability and generally mild nature.

Be warned that I am random as fuck and extremely quirky. And possess an extremely twisted sense of humor. This blog will contain anything I find amusing, interesting, fangasm-worthy, or important. Whether you agree with my standards for this will probably differ, but in all honesty, and you can interpret this as rude if you want to, that's why it's my blog and not yours.

Know that if you send me an anon message asking for personal information, if it is answered at ALL, it will NOT be answered seriously. Also know that I, unlike apparently all of Tumblr, don't particularly like anons. My impression of them is that they are generally used for nothing good, and I prefer to know who it is I am talking to. If you don't want anyone to know you are having the conversation with me, I won't post it. I am perfectly willing to talk, so long as everyone can be civil (including me; I won't subject you to how I can be when not feeling civil), about just about anything. I will just not offer any information about myself when a) I do not know who you are or that I can trust you or b) I feel that you don't need to know it.

. . . This has been a ramble. Thank you for your time and have a nice day.

Where were you on the night of 16th?

This took a very long time to achieve.

27th February 2012

chasing-firefliesandsecrets:

not-good-with-computer:

whydontyougofuckadinosaur:

timelordy-teganbreann:

shoesofmoriarty:

theconsultingbitch:

the-little-tardis-that-could:

adora-bloodthirsty:

cicerosexual:

captaincondom:

loliface:

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kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment.

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

so I guess I’m the only one who wouldn’t

oh well

I’D DOWNLOAD PIZZA THOUGH

This fucking post oh my god

Only 22?

This is why I fucking love tumblr. Right here.